Has anybody seen Wall-E?
I haven't yet.
So to make myself feel better, I heard through the grapevine that "Hello, Dolly" was Wall-E's favorite movie or something so I went out and rented it. My friends and I watched it and began to think about cosplaying for a lark and singing "Put on Your Cosplay Clothes" (that's a geeks' world for you), but we couldn't use the name "Barnaby" because it had nothing to do with anime.
So we ended up substituting the name "Tetsuo."
This is the song, if you haven't seen Wall-E either. I'm refrencing the first thirty seconds of it.
We changed the lyrics to...
"Out there! Way outside Neo-Tokyo...
Way out there beyond this hick town, Tetsuo,
There's a slick town, Tetsuo!
Out there, full of shine and full of sparkle,
Close your eyes, and see it glisten, Tetsuo!